{"id":640,"date":"2016-10-17T20:51:13","date_gmt":"2016-10-17T20:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/?p=640"},"modified":"2016-10-17T21:06:26","modified_gmt":"2016-10-17T21:06:26","slug":"iubire-de-stampila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Iubire de&#8230;stampila"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103, eu sunt Dati \u0219i sunt o \u0219tampil\u0103 . Bunn\u0103\u0103\u0103 Datiiiiiii!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Recunosc, e prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 vorbesc. Vin deja de c\u00e2teva luni \u00eens\u0103 abia acum simt cu adevarat c\u0103 mi-au fost utile aceste \u00eent\u00e2lniri. C\u00e2nd amicul meu, Barb\u0103 Sur\u0103 mi-a spus c\u0103 aici s-ar putea s\u0103 \u00eemi g\u0103sesc sprijin, i-am r\u00e2s \u00een nas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-P\u0103i tu vorbe\u0219ti!??! C\u0103 dup\u0103 Craciunul trecut ai zis c\u0103 te faci disp\u0103rut \u0219i c\u0103 nu mai supor\u021bi dac\u0103 cineva \u00eeti zice &#8220;a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 \u00eemi aduci un Porsche410&#8221;. \u0218i acum \u00eemi zici tu mie c\u0103 de pe etajera ta ai \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00a0vezi lumea prin lentila optimismului. Mda&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">La primele \u00eent\u00e2lniri v\u0103 vedeam pe to\u021bi ni\u0219te rata\u021bi care nu a\u021bi fost \u00een stare s\u0103 v\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219i\u021bi condi\u021bia. \u00cemi venea s\u0103 mor de r\u00e2s c\u00e2nd o auzeam pe Barbie:&#8221;nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 mai suport. Toate ideile mele \u00eemi par blonde. M-am s\u0103turat de at\u00e2ta plastic. Perfec\u021biunea aceasta a trupului meu desenat de al\u021bii o g\u0103sesc inutil\u0103. Iar Ken devine tot mai plictisitor. Ce s\u0103 fac?!?&#8221; Nu te sup\u0103ra Barbie, dar chiar a\u0219a g\u00e2ndeam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Acum, pot zice cu glas r\u0103spicat: Sunt \u0219tampil\u0103. <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-10.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-641\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-10-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-10-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-10-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-10-125x125.jpeg 125w, https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-10.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u0218tampil\u0103 datier\u0103. P\u0103rin\u021bii mei sunt Colop. \u0218i mult\u0103 vreme, am fost Grozav de invidios pe to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi fra\u021bi ai mei. Bine\u00een\u021beles, \u0219i pe surori. Gemeni datieri\u00a0suntem mul\u021bi, dup\u0103 cum se poate vedea. Dar pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 gemeni, familia \u0219tampilelor Colop este\u00a0imens\u0103, v\u0103 da\u021bi seama cam c\u00e2t\u0103 invidie am adunat eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am p\u0103\u0219it m\u00e2ndru \u00een lumea \u0219tampilelor personalizate. \u00cemi f\u0103ceam meseria cu mult drag. C\u00e2nd foi dup\u0103 foi marcam data corespunz\u0103toare, nimic nu m\u0103 f\u0103cea mai \u00eemplinit. Mirosul de pagina alb\u0103 \u00eemi d\u0103dea fiori. Abia a\u0219teptam ca tu\u0219ul meu s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 cu albul ei. Clar, m\u0103 sim\u021beam important de\u0219i munceam deseori p\u00e2n\u0103 la epuizare: sute de pagini f\u0103r\u0103 oprire. M\u00e2na care m\u0103 conducea pagina dup\u0103 pagin\u0103, m\u0103 \u021binea \u00eentr-o m\u00e2ng\u00e2iere continu\u0103. \u0218tiam c\u0103 sunt important. \u0218tiam c\u0103 existen\u021ba mea are un sens.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut cum ne &#8220;diversific\u0103m&#8221;. Tot mai mul\u021bi Colopi. Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 am dubii la seria de mini-datieri. Serios, acum!? La ce bun s\u0103 fii mini c\u00e2nd exist eu?! \u00centreb\u0103rile despre sensul meu \u0219tampil\u0103\u021besc S-au \u00eenmul\u021bit c\u00e2nd m-am pomenit cu fra\u021bii Microban. \u00cei vedeam cum se f\u0103lesc pe Facebook\u00a0 \u00a0.\u00a0Atunci am f\u0103cut un scandal monstru \u0219i m-am certat chiar cu naiva Save The Date. Mi-a p\u0103rut r\u0103u: asta tr\u0103ie\u0219te doar \u00een istorii de Amor: o prostu\u021b\u0103. <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-11.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-642\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-11-256x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"256\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-11-256x300.jpeg 256w, https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-11.jpeg 652w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><\/a>Lovitura\u00a0de gra\u021bie am resim\u021bit-o \u00een momentul \u00een care au ap\u0103rut \u0219tampilele ecologice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pe bune!?? Ecologice???? M\u0103i da cu aerele alea a lor de zici c\u0103 m\u00e2ine salvau planeta de la \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103. De la foamete chiar! \u00a0Am sim\u021bit c\u0103 o iau razna. Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 nu mai lucrez cu spor. Chiar sim\u021beam lehamite. Nu-mi mai vedeam utilitatea&#8230;doar eu nu contribuiam cu nimic la des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219irea planetei. Pe scurt, am intrat \u00een cea mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 depresie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u0218i Mo\u0219ul Barb\u0103-Sur\u0103 m-a adus la voi: Grupul Obiectelor Anonime. Cel mai bun lucru care mi S-ar fi putut \u00eent\u00e2mpla. V\u0103 multumesc c\u0103 mi-a\u021bi suportat fi\u021bele. \u0218ti\u021bi, pentru c\u0103 venim dintr-o dinastie at\u00e2t de bine \u00eenfipt\u0103 \u00een lumea \u0219tampileasc\u0103, cum e Colop, avem uneori tendin\u021ba de a fi infumura\u021bi. Asta pentru c\u0103 \u0219tim c\u00e2t de bine ne putem face treaba. C\u00e2t de serio\u0219i suntem. C\u00e2t de mult\u0103 bucurie putem aduce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Da, eu sunt datier\u0103 Colop. \u0218i sunt tare m\u00e2ndru de asta. Abia astept s\u0103-mi \u00eencep din nou treaba. Multumesc, \u0219i v\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ez.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dar, Barbie&#8230;serios acum: g\u0103se\u0219ti perfec\u021biunea trupului t\u0103u inutil\u0103?!?? Ce s\u0103 zic\u0103 atunci bibeloul \u0103sta de pe\u0219te-lun\u0103???\u00a0\u00cen fine. Gata. S\u0103 mai vorbeasc\u0103 \u0219i al\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Articol \u00eenscris pentru SuperBlog2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103, eu sunt Dati \u0219i sunt o \u0219tampil\u0103 . Bunn\u0103\u0103\u0103 Datiiiiiii! 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