{"id":479,"date":"2016-04-01T18:15:09","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T18:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2016-04-01T18:15:09","modified_gmt":"2016-04-01T18:15:09","slug":"de-la-el-catre-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andreaneag.com\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"De la el, c\u0103tre ea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ia uite-o cum se agit\u0103…ce mai apas\u0103 pe tastele astea, parc\u0103 acum i se termin\u0103 cuvintele \u0219i vrea s\u0103 scrie c\u00e2t mai repede, ca nu cumva s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een pan\u0103. Hmmmm, doar de Black Friday am mai v\u0103zut-o a\u0219a \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rat\u0103, c\u00e2nd se n\u0103pustise \u00een 3 libr\u0103rii on-line \u0219i se \u00eencrunta la mine c\u0103 dau rateuri, c\u0103 nu \u00eencarc\u00a0suficient de repede paginile. De parc\u0103 nu tot acolo g\u0103sea c\u0103r\u021bile alea. \u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 ce tot \u00ee\u0219i ia c\u0103r\u021bi c\u00e2nd m\u0103 are pe mine?!?! Eu o pot ajuta s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 orice material are nevoie. Dar e \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat\u0103 \u0219i se bucur\u0103 ca un copil c\u00e2nd are o carte \u00een bra\u021be. O rasfoie\u0219te, o miroase… Pe mine abia m\u0103 \u0219terge de praf \u0219i chiar \u0219i atunci bomb\u0103ne:”ce m\u0103 disper\u0103 tastele astea, mereu se adun\u0103 mizerie \u00eentre ele!”<\/p>\n

Ia s\u0103 v\u0103d la ce lucreaz\u0103 azi! Aha, e prezentarea pentru seminarul de m\u00e2ine. Cred c\u0103 de 3 zile tot pe asta buchise\u0219te: o fi important momentul, ce s\u0103 zic. Deja m\u0103 \u021bine de 6 ore pornit \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 obosesc. Nu \u0219tiu de ce are acelea\u0219i preten\u021bii de la mine ca atunci c\u00e2nd ne-am cunoscut, au trecut 5 ani de la momentul \u00een care m\u0103 privea z\u00e2mbitoare, spun\u00e2nd: “e\u0219ti cel mai frumos! Vaaaiiii, ce lucruri frumoase vom face \u00eempreuna!” Iar eu alergam s\u0103 \u00eenchid toate ferestrele pe care le deschidea ea cu repeziciune.<\/p>\n

S\u0103-i dau un semn c\u0103 sunt la limit\u0103, poate \u00een\u021belege \u0219i \u00eemi ofer\u0103 o pauz\u0103.<\/p>\n

“Nu se poate a\u0219a ceva…Ce te apuc\u0103 s\u0103 te blochezi tocmai acum??”<\/p>\n

P\u0103i da, tocmai acum?! Mereu e nemul\u021bumit\u0103 fata asta. Lucreaz\u0103 de diminea\u021ba cu mine, \u0219i ea zice “tocmai acum” de parc\u0103 ar fi trecut doar 20 de minute, nu ore \u00een \u0219ir. Cedez \u0219i eu nervos, asta e! De c\u00e2nd m\u0103 str\u0103dui s\u0103 o fac s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 ca ar fi cazul s\u0103 trecem la o nou\u0103 etap\u0103 \u00een rela\u021bia noastr\u0103: utilizarea unui SSD HyperX. Cu c\u00e2t fac eu pe strategii, cu atat nu pricepe ea nimic ci doar se enerveaz\u0103, love\u0219te tastele \u0219i \u00eemi arunc\u0103 replici precum : ” c\u00e2t te-ai schimbat de-a lungul timpului! Nu mai suport! Abia pot s\u0103 \u00eemi finalizez un document cu tine! ”<\/p>\n

SSD HyperX nu vrea, save\u00a0file\u00a0abia folose\u0219te, dar de la mine are preten\u021bii cu carul! Cic\u0103 ea nu mai suport\u0103, dar nici eu: restart!<\/p>\n

” Doamne Dumnezeule, ce e asta? Nu pot sa cred, Restart!? Te restartezi singur?!! Si prezentarea mea????? Oi fi dat Save File?!? Doamne, sper c\u0103 da…”<\/p>\n

Pfuuu, e pu\u021bin mai bine. Dar nu o pot l\u0103sa s\u0103 mai deschid\u0103 powerpoint-ul! Nu m\u0103 mai \u021bin balamalele. Da’ de se \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 minte \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een\u00a0magazin online<\/a>\u00a0s\u0103 caute\u00a0oferte SSD<\/a>. Din partea mea, ar fi bun oricare, Numa s\u0103 ia unul c\u0103 deja eu nu \u00eei mai fac fa\u021ba la c\u00e2te proiecte peste r\u0103sproiecte are. Sincer, l-a\u0219 prefera pe Kingston, foarte bine m\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i cu stick-ul lui. Mai ales, c\u0103 la c\u00e2t de h\u00e2tr\u0103 e, sigur o s\u0103 fac\u0103 ochii mari la\u00a0promotii SSD Kingston<\/a>. Da’ ia s\u0103 v\u0103d, c\u0103 turuie de 20 de minute, ce zice?<\/p>\n

“Dau cu tine pe geam! p\u0103i a\u0219a ne-am \u00een\u021beles? S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurci de tot?!?? Nici macar PPT-ul nu \u00eel pot deschide! Numa pe google pot s\u0103 intru, ce s\u0103 fac eu acum pe internet??? trebuie s\u0103 termin prezentarea!!! Oofffffff, da’ nu iau eu un SSD, \u0219i s\u0103 mai v\u0103d ce figuri faci atunci!”<\/p>\n

A zis c\u0103 ia SSD?? Doamne-ajut\u0103! Eforturile mele nu sunt \u00een zadar! Sper s\u0103 ia de la b\u0103ie\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia, c\u0103 tare \u00eemi plac, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i siglele sunt profi. Ia uite:<\/p>\n

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Pfuu, totu\u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 a \u00een\u021beles p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103! Caut\u0103 disperat\u0103 oferte de SSD-URI. Deja m\u0103 v\u0103d func\u021bion\u00e2nd la capacitate maxim\u0103, datele le va transfera rapid pe SSD, timpul meu de reac\u021bie se va \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bi considerabil. Unde mai pui ca le-am v\u0103zut c\u00e2t de robuste sunt unit\u0103\u021bile astea. Deci chiar dac\u0103 o apuc\u0103 vreo criz\u0103 de isterie \u0219i d\u0103 cu SSD-il dup\u0103 mine, lipsa componentelor mobile va face ca totul s\u0103 fie o joac\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 mai aib\u0103 cineva de suferit, destul \u00eendur eu de la doamna mea. Care, are degetele fine \u0219i privirea gale\u0219\u0103, dar atunci c\u00e2nd nu \u00eei ies ei socotelile, e dezastrul de pe lume.\u00a0Niciodata n-am \u00een\u021beles ce at\u00e2ta f\u00e2s pentru un proiect, oricare ar fi el.<\/p>\n

” ei, ei ei! M\u00e2ine \u00eemi vine comanda cu SSD! Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 voi spune adio problemelor cu tine, drag\u0103 domn PC! Mi-ai m\u00e2ncat nervii, s\u0103 \u0219tii!”<\/p>\n

Ahamm, nu \u0219tiu care cui nervi a m\u00e2ncat. \u0218tiu doar c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine rela\u021bia noastr\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o nou\u0103 er\u0103. De\u0219i e\u0219ti ofticat\u0103, mie \u00eemi placi, s\u0103 \u0219tii! Iar domnul Kingston va aduce o adiere de fiabilitate \u0219i rapiditate \u00eentre noi! S\u0103 fie \u00eentr-un ceas bun!<\/p>\n

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Articol scris cu g\u00e2nduri la SSD, pentru Spring SuperBlog2016.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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